We have an order for 60 bars of unscented oatmeal Soap-on-a-Rope. A local church will be giving them to elderly shut-ins for Christmas. I want to come up with a catchy name. They'll be using the rope to wrap around their hand so as not to drop the soap in the shower.

What do you think of...

"Safety Soap"
"Senior-Safe Soap"
"Don't Drop Yer Soap"
"Oopsy Proof Soap"
"Stay Safe Soap"
"Slip Free Soap"
"No-Drop Soap"
"'No More Dropping' Soap"
"Shower-Safe Soap"

Or, any other ideas??