That the Murdoch butler is really Soupy Sales! That Soupy Sales worms his way into every gala event. Is that really the butler? He seems to be carrying a big long candle stick. Is he on his way to do someone in? The boomer chicks jumped the butler, dismantled his stick, and used it to expose the sloppy soupy sales. Then, for old times sake, they borrowed the latest chocolate cream pie from the maids in the kitchen, and whammo, sloppy soupy got a pie in his face, just because he was such a phony baloney. Meanwhile, Princess Lenora wanted it all: kisses with Sir Paul on the plane during the signing of the contract for the Oprah book club. Just as PL finalized the plans with O, and the wedding plans with SP, she saw her boomer sisters holding hands in a big huge circle around Dotsie, the pied piper. "Dotsie," they asked their fearless boomer leader, "What's in store for us now?" And Dotsie, or Dotsie's proxy, said, ...

Amazing things are in store for all of us in 2007. There will be more visits, conventions, and exciting benefits for the NABBW! So let's continue with the party so we can get home to our work soon. Meantime, pass the champagne! And now the the Boomer 2007 toast...

you looked in your crystal ball eh dotsie

do you have mysteck meg in the state's...i swear i heard you say that in her voice lol.....also we sense a big yawn hehehe....

celtic_flame

can i have butter and jam on my toast plz

celtic_flame

We all lifted our glasses, swaying a bit to and fro, and NOT from the Hawaiin breeze.....

"Toast to our wisdom, age and weight.
Toast to caring and sharing fates
Toast to Dotsie,and all Boomer mates.
We drink to many more future dates!"

Suddenly Celtic_Flame chanted in her Irish brogue:

"May we all live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent!"

Then Kathy, the designated driver, piled all the boomer women into her magical limo, buckled them up, tucked them all in, and let them nod off to sleep while she drove/flew all over the world.

As she reached each boomer's home, Kathy used Princess Lynnie's magic wand to lift each boomer gently out of the limo and tuck them into their very own bed. As appropriate, Kathy also used the wand to tuck someone else into bed with them, so they'd have a lovely surprise when they all woke up. Then they would know that it wasn't all a dream!

...and they all lived happily ever after....

The End