ALL,
I have an announcement! My book is officially out!
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE THRONE is in print! WAHOOOOO! I'm so happy and haven't stopped dancing since I got the word.

IT WILL BE A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE THEY COME IN...

However, if you would like to pre-order your autographed copy, you can do so at my homepage http://www.queenjawjaw.com There's a button on the front page when you arrive.

I've got to tell you, I can't even describe the feeling. Its so great!

A couple of things I'll mention

1) There is a PayPal button on my site in case you are a PayPal member and want to order that way. YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF PAYPAL to order. At least until Monday. I hope to have that changed by then.

2) As stated, this is for pre-ordering autographed copies. The books should arrived in a couple of weeks. You also have the option of sending me a check. On Monday, Amazon will be added. We (me and my web queen) just ran out of time!

If you have any questions, just drop me a line!

JJ

I just ordered mine. Can't wait. Love and kisses to the AUTHOR.
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OH SMILES! A BIG HUG TO YOU AND THE DANmeister!

Thank you hon...I thank you! And so does Trixie! (And my bank...my credit card company,...my-)

JJ

Hey, like I told you, this is an INVESTMENT. When you're a famous celebrity, I'm selling the autograph on EBAY for a zillion dollars!!!

WHOOOEEE!!
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How great! I have to get busy, so I can join the circle.

Woohoo for you!

Everybody better jump on this. It's the deal of the century. We're getting a chance to get an autographed copy of the next Erma Bombeck's first book.
Can't wait to get my copy. I'm gonna' laugh my b--- off!!
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Already ordered mine.

You are going to laugh your b--- off. I was fortunate enough to be one of the editors. All I could do was laugh, shake my head, and think...how does she come up with this stuff? She's crazy. I'm smiling just posting about it. Can't wait to get my copy in the mail.

Get your books now becasue she's goig to be the Featured Author in July! You better believe THAT will be a lively forum.

I just ordered mine, and my endorphins are already jumping in anticipation!

Contrary to popular belief, reading my book will NOT make your butt smaller...HOWEVER....Buying a copy WILl make my credit card bill smaller, which...by the way, rivals the national debt.

You all are too kind and most generous with your comments. I just luv you to pieces. Trixie sends her love.

JJ

Wrong again JJ,
I haven't even read it yet and my butt is already smaller. At least 50% smaller, maybe more. Very small in fact. Super small. Smaller than your credit card bill I bet.
Well, at least I'm leaving it behind.
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