JawJaw, I hadn't heard your story before. You know, many people who are highly intellegent do not have a lick of common sense. Now, me..... I don't have that problem. he-he

so daisygirl, are you saying that J.J. has no common sense?

ROTFL,

danita

Well, I meant to say I don't have to worry about being so intelligent that I have no common sense. See what I mean?

Daisy,

You're killing me now!

D.

Danita, I think she was right the first time! hahahahah.... I DON'T have common sense... hmm...come to think of it. None at all. hahahaha...oh Lord. See what you've started?

JJ

Chatty, you go girl. I would have done the very same thing. Woo-hoo!

Daisy, I liked the escape plan. There's nothing like a girlfriend who will scoop you out of danger.

Ari, very scary. I would have been petrified. How did you sleep at night?

Mustang, your idea of bar codes is perfect. How long before you can set that in motion?

Jawjaw, you have a knack for making anything funny! Mind telling us the guys first name? I have a feeling it was a doozy... Was it Earl, or Bubba?

I've been married to the love of my life for 26 years. I am so far removed form these stories, but I love hearing them. I have a single friend who meets men online. I LOVE having lunch with her. I get a peek at a world that is so foreign to me.

BE SAFE ladies! Where are all the nice single men who don't have wicked histories?

Chatty, my heavans, not only is this man a jerk, but the audacity to bring his 'jammies', geez I would have made him put them on then get out! And kept his street clothes! My goodness!

JawJaw, that guy is a double jerk! Sounds like he has a passive-aggressive personality disorder, in other words a nice way to say someone is a real pain in the ass! Also, did you know the term "passive-aggressive" was first introduced in 1945 after the War Department dubbed soldiers with this disorder? Comforting as it can be to pigeonhole our tormentors with off-the-shelf psychiatric diagnoses, sometimes it's best just to call a jerk a jerk.

Jerk(s)!

It's a "laugh fest" imagine that. All of us (ahem) old women, laughing at ourselves (tounge in cheek).

Good to have levity in the forums!

You all are tarp as shacks, and YOU KNOW IT!

giggling hugs,
danita

Dotsie, It give us hope to know that there are good men in the world who are loyal and able to contribute to a stable marriage. I, for one, will not settle for anything less.

It's good to laugh about our dating exploits and to know I'm not the only one meeting so many losers! Wouldn't it be cool if we could meet up and trade war stories over a couple of bottles of good wine?

Daisygirl

Chatty, I am so desperately trying to picture a distiguished, grey haired man, saying "jammies"!!! I haven't dated for almost 30 years...YIKES...what goes on...