Here are a few dandies I heard growing up...

If it ain't soup, its nuts.....

Do you think money grows on trees?...

If it weren't for bad luck we'd have no luck at all...

You seem to be growing in leaps and bounds...

Inch by inch, its a cinch...

If I had a penny for everytime you did that I'd be a rich woman...

Sometimes you're as dumb as a rock...

A penny is as a penny does...

Stop crying, do you want your face to freeze like that?...

Close that door, were you born in a barn...

What, do you think we're made of money child...

and the best one:
Eat your spaghetti there are starving kids in Italy...

Those starving kids sure do get around... [Big Grin]

[ March 19, 2006, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]