Well, put that toilet paper on your own shoe. It's from a baseball hat that I bought in Maine. And, I wasn't aware that our own, personal signature had to be something quoted by a famous person.

Norma, we had a politician in Ohio (now in prison) that had the absolute, most horrible hairpiece I've ever seen. He looked like a Chinese Crested Dog. However, when his mug shot came out on the local news, the hairpiece was gone.