Problem Solved!!!

I have the perfect date for you.

My neighor's labrador retriever. He's a knee-slapping gorgeous. Long flowing blonde hair just like Fabio. He's intelligent. He can't speak and thinks all humans are the best thing since sliced bread (of course he might eat the bread if it's left out where he can get to it)

He'll definitely slobber all over you and not flirt with other women (unless they happen to be carrying a raw t-bone in their purse).

Yep. Problem solved. He's well trained and will obey your every command. Just the right escort for a queen.

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[ January 22, 2004, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]