I got such a kick out of your post! Too bad they can't see you chatting with your pool boy poolside! They might think you use your pool to baptize people. HA! Anyway, reading your posts reminds me of the faith of an awesome writer. Her name is Anne Lamott. You must read her books and get a peek at her faith. She is extremely faithful AND very human. She tells you her private thoughts which can blow you away with brutal honesty and the very next phrase she mentions God. Very cool woman. She also wears her hair in dreadlocks! Her books can be purchased at www.amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com Keep the fun posts comin'.