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#220760 - 02/18/15 06:01 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck! A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here." Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it... _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220761 - 02/20/15 02:49 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Ha Ha!! Great jokes this week. Thanks !! Here's a great joke I found on Facebook and wanted to share... Car Won't Drive _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#220763 - 02/20/15 05:21 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	_________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#220764 - 02/21/15 06:23 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	I read this on Facebook,too, and laughed myself silly. What a nut-job. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220771 - 02/25/15 06:07 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Just changed my Facebook name to "No one" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "No one likes this". How did the blone die drinking milk? The cow fell on her. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220772 - 03/04/15 03:27 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator! Q: Why are women like roads? A: The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are. Q: Why should you never argue with a fool? A: Because they'll lower you to their level and then beat you with experience. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220777 - 03/10/15 05:17 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Great jokes! I'll try to find some to reciprocate. _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#220778 - 03/11/15 03:38 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? A. You look a little pail! Q. What kind of horses go out after dusk? A. Nightmares! Q. Why do some people appear bright before they speak? A. Light travels faster than sound. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220780 - 03/11/15 06:16 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Anne, You don't need to reciprocate. I just do this in an attempt to get people to forget their troubles for a couple seconds. That's all...! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220781 - 03/13/15 03:13 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Hey Jabber! I like to share! How about this? It's a video from the Ellen DeGeneres Show. She has First Lady Michelle Obama on as her guest, and Michelle is explaining that at this year's White House Easter Egg Roll, there is going to be a dance segment, to promote her "Let's Move" initiative. Here, we see Ellen and The First Lady showcasing the dance. It's not a joke, but it is a "Fun Friday" opportunity. _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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