When I was in the hospital gearing up to deliver my son I caught a glimpse of a friend who was doing his residency at the time.

Our families are friends and I've been at several social events with him.

I was shaking in my foam slippers.

I told Ross that there was NO WAY he was getting near me.

Talk about creepy.

He came over to visit us and I didn't hear a word he said. All I could think was...if he thinks he's examining me, he's lost it and I'm outta here.

After he walked away Ross told me someone else was coming over to do the exam.

I was such a basket case I didn't even hear him say that!

I've seen him since and still turn red just thinking about it.

Don't you think it's odd that a hometown boy does his residency at the local hospital...in the obstetrics section?