Once when I was married to 1-800-Jerk, I ran out of hormone pills. He went to the pharmacy and got them refilled. When he came in the door I was sitting on the couch and he ran over, pour one out and handed it to me, then grabbed my shoes and pulled them off and put one in each shoe...I looked at him like he had lost his ever loving mind...He said, "it can't hurt. Now here, put one in each side of your bra."

He's no longer with us....

JJ