To all my fellow rhymers.
and even the first timers.

I want to wish you all peace and joy,
my family will be feasting on a turkey named Roy.

I keep telling them all to never name your dinner,
makes eating them impossible but it keeps us thinner.

I prefer eating something whose name is not known,
something that has not been home grown.

But for the holiday tomorrow, my appetite is quite sharp,
I'll bow my head while eating Roy, and picture him playing a harp.

I try hard to remain a strict vegan and eat no meat,
but gotta tell you that tofurkey tastes just like feet.

soooo

HAPPY THANKSGIVING my friends and EAT HEARTY,
I wish with all my heart you could be at my party.