Oatmeal safety soap
Feel that Oatmeal! Stays in your hands!
Don't be a dope, get oatmeal on a rope!
Anti-shower floor soap! Stays in your hands!
Woopeee no more slippereee oatmeal soapeee!

Frankly….I like best, plain and simple; - Oatmeal Soap-on-a-Rope
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As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Goethe