Hmm, this is my third post in a row here. Does that mean that I'm finally serious about this topic?

I just wanted to share these jokes as they do pertain to the subject:

[Smile] I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

[Roll Eyes] Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.

[Big Grin] Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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