Ahhhhh...you want to know? You REALLLLLY want to know? Come mere...closer....a liiiiiiittle bit clos----whatttt? Oh peeshaw, I wasn't realllllly gonna push her in, I swear! Honest injun!

<insert queenly snicker>...

Eagle, if the alligators in the moat tasted you, they would only want more because you are so sweet. And THAT'S the truth!