I don't know...but if you want to be on the Queen Jaw Jaw show, you must pay me. Now...let's see, to throw a tantrum will cost you $200 bucks. Chair over the head, an additional 50 dollars. If it breaks, add $15.00 to it.

Hair pulling, eye gouging, and biting goes for $25.00/bite/goug, etc... and if you knock somebody out, well...I will provide the smelling salts as a gift to you for being on my show.

Now, who wants on?

Oh and I offer FREE advice on how to live your life, terrorize your hubby/children/dog/cat and how to get out of cooking for a month.

So.................who's in?
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Queen JJ
www.queenjawjaw.com
All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond
Humorist for the NABBW