Holy freakin cow! Below is my ex's new dating ad:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4177285.htm#in

He looks his age in the picture at his son's graduation, which he states is 47 (actually 50), I'm 41. He DOES smoke and is an alcoholic. He Does Not have an athletic body, he does have a beer belly and stretch marks (gross!). He has been married 5X, yet only 4 wives. He is not 6', he is actually 5' 10.5". He is addicted to porn.

Hmmm, wonder what kind of fun I can have with this?