Since JJ was so tipsy from the vino, she did not notice the faux Elvis. Instead, she went right on up to that big hulking hunk and gave him a hug. Problem was, her super duper bling bling on her right hand had an extra sharp diamond point, and it punctured the balloon. JJ, in her tipsy state, thought that the hiss of the deflating balloon was the sigh of Elvis as he....