all gathered around this handsome man of mixed local heritage by the name of Kekoa and just stared. They stared, and stared, and some even started salivating....foaming at the mouth. Kekoa became scared and decided to run for his life and he took off down the beach with a stream of estrogen-starved women in his trail....all but one. As the women all took off after Kekoa, JJ looked back and said, "Hey, who IS that boomer back there and why didn't she run after Kekoa like the rest of us?"

Everyone stopped...including Kekoa. They all turned around and would you believe that standing there in a Venus-type stance in Paradise Cove was non other than ....
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Queen JJ
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All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond
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