Old is when your sweetie says, "lets go upstairs and make love" and you answer; "Pick one, I can't do both."

Old is when a friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Old (for men) is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when you don't care where your husband goes as long as you don't have to go with him.

Old is when you're told to slow down by the doctor, not by a policeman.
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