Talking about animals...

Bear without Ears
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.

Lion playing poker
Why did the Lion lose at Poker?
Because he was playing with a Cheetah.

Duck popster
How do you make a Duck into a popstar?
Put it into the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

Two goats at a movie studio
Two goats are out behind a movie studio eating old movie film. One goat says to the other, "Pretty good, huh?" The second goat says, "Yeah... but it's not as good as the book."

Mice balls
Why do Mice have small balls?
Because not many of them can dance.