Dee, if you write like you post; you'll get published for sure. That was like a short video clip!
Once while shopping. I saw a lady scream in panic as she looked down upon herself to discover she stood in front of the store's entrance in her blouse and big lady underpants. She fled back into the store. I can only assume she forgot to put her skirt or pants back on, after trying clothes on in the dressing room. YIKES !
That's a senior moment for you.