Laurel, your son wants to get married ... barefoot?
Did he say why? Is he getting married on a beach? They do that in Hawaii, right Diamond?

Gee, maybe he has an ingrown nail? Send him some good nail clippers. That may solve the problem.

My oldest son wants to marry next year. I'll believe it when it happens. They have postponed the wedding for the last four years. His fiance' has a weight problem and I've only seen her wear black. Do they have black wedding dresses? That would be practical. You could wear the same dress at the divorce court.

Naughty naughty mommy me. Just joking...honest Injun.