What a smart guy. that make-up just smears when you sweat.

Here are some more golf goodies, in case the game gets boring:
Question:
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
Answer:
A bad golfer goes whack, "CRAP", a bad sky diver goes, "CRAP". whack!
Question:
Why is golf called "golf"?
Answer:
Because all the other four letter words were taken.

Harry got home from his round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked him.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Barney had a heart attack and died on the 11th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Barney, hit the ball, drag Barney."


Edited by Hannelore (08/29/06 07:25 AM)