This once was a woman named Chick
So hip and cool, NOT a hick
We love her all say
Especially this day
And hope that her gifts are a kick!

Chick brings mucho joy people say
With pictures of cakes on THEIR day
But it came time for hers
And boomers were blurred
Cause we dont' know the "how" what the hey?

We tried to bring one up here
But fell right down on our rears
So this ain't very good
Could be misunderstood
But we love you so take it my dear....

At least it ain't fattening?

JJ