A quarantine sign reading "Toxic Dump-Enter at your own risk." Hey sounds appropriate to me.
Or maybe, "Mystic Revelations-all smells diagnosed within by Cleavage and Butthead." Or better yet cover the door with plywood, paint it the same color as the hall and whalla apartment gone, disappeared. Nothing there but wall...
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