Don't worry about our earlobes ladies but pray for the pretty young things that have holes big enough to put their ring fingers in. In a few years, they will slap themselves in the face if they do a double take or make a sharp neck turn. Maybe in later life they can sew them together at the nose for nice eyeglass frames. Have you seen the size of the holes in earlobes these days. And the guys are getting them too...even bigger. And what do my relatives do for a living? They're some kind of Engineer for a national IT company or they speak 11 languages fluently.
Don't they have to take their metal earrings out for work?...and what in the world do they replace 'them' with?
What about lightning storms?...I'll ask.

chick