ohhhh so funny! I happen to love jerky!

Well, the reason you would buy Sluggo a timer - is so that he could put on his big boy panties - and finish what he started.

I have pretended for 20 years to not know how to use the grill. It has served me well. Twice a year he grills, and I don't have to cook!

Wooo hooo! grill on guys! (with your timers to keep you focused!)