Meredith, who had already traded in her husband for six leopards and really didn't care where he was (any place but here...) rolled her eyes in her best (albeit lousy) imitation of domesticity and purred,

"Why, I'll be happy to bake for the men. I have this perfect recipe -- avocado nut cookies. We could feed it to the men first, and see if they bounce."

(Ms. Grammar Police wishes to remind everyone that she'd never misplace a modifier, and that "they" in the last sentence does, indeed, refer to the men.)

Perhaps if they ate enough cookies we could bounce all the men away? Just a thought...

Or if they drank enough booze we could float them away?

Either way, away is where the men should be. [Razz]