Notice how quickly we moved from San Francisco to Mexico? It's all connected. Life is one big road trip.

I've never been to a bullfight. I think I'd need a boatload of Coronas just to get through it. Do they kill the bulls in Mexico?

My brother-in-law lives in Phoenix and owns an RV, and every spring he piles his family in the camper and they head down the Mexican coast on the other side of the Gulf of California from the Baja Peninsula. They camp right on the beach in a little town whose name escapes me. It's not all that far south of Nogales, and lots of Americans head down there to camp. I'll have to send him an email and dig up the name of the town.

Have you been to Cabo, Smile? You've got me wanting to drive down the Baja coast to Rosarita. Sounds fabulous.

Why don't you see D.C. real quick, swing up to Baltimore and kidnap Dotsie, and then whisk her west to school her in the ways of chainsaw jugglers and tequila breakfasts.