In the past two days I spent maybe 2 grand on beads and jewelry supplies at the twice-yearly big wholesale show. I just power-walk the aisles with an open checkbook and a credit card out. The vendors love me because I spend some serious cash.

I won't know exactly what the damages are until I go through all my new "stuff" in the next few days. Of course, it's all amazingly gorgeous and I NEED it, y'know? I really don't spend money on anything else, and this is my business.

My husband, who handles most of the banking, will have a freaking cow when he sees the bills.

He will ask, "Are you sure you need all this sh--? What the ---- are you going to do with all these beads?"

And I will calmly tell him "I plan to make a lot of money this year." And I know yer all behind me