Dating really is rarely any fun. The guys I like don't like me and the ones who do like me I don't like them.

I did the Match.com thing. One guy had tatoos all over his arms and legs - and they were of cartoon characters..... One guy was about 20 years older than his picture and he electricuted his puppy for discipline. I don't believe any of them expected sex, though. I always met them somewhere.

I was shopping with one guy I had been casually seeing for about a month. He shoplifted right in front of me!!! I immediately had him drop me at my car and he actually said "You're going to stop seeing me because of THAT?"

About 5 years ago I was engaged for a short time to a guy who lied about how many children he had - and the 2 extra were 4 & 5 years old - the entire time we dated, he never had them on the weekend. And he didn't understand that I ended it because it showed his true character, that he was not trustworthy. He thought it was because I didn't want kids.

I am a weirdo and sociopath magnet, both with men and women friends.