I was sitting here thinking of my Granny today and it occurred to me that she and my Grandpa had a saying for just about any occasion. Here's two of my favorites:

Granny Vi, "A whistlin' girl and a crowin' hen always come to some bad end."

Grandpa Hunter, "That boy has a huge understandin', too bad it's so far from his head."

These are just a couple of examples. I was wondering if anyone else had funny sayings or old wives tales to share?