I know this rant well. Mine does the same thing exactly. 10:30 at night as he's going upstairs to bed he asks "do I have clean socks for tomorrow?" What am I--the sock fairy?? Does he think I keep a mental inventory of all the clean clothes and who's got what? Why does he wait till 10:30 to ask me this?

Never in 20 years have I said to him "Honey, is there clean underwear for me tomorrow?" Not once. Nor do I ask him what he's making for dinner and then park it in fron of the TV waiting for my supper, or ask him if he got those checks in the mail to pay the bills, or if he changed the cat box, or if the dishes in the dishwasher were clean or dirty......