How about this: ??

This past weekend it rained on both of my outdoor craft shows. Almost no customers braved the 45-degree cold and constant rain. Saturday my booth was set up on sparse grass which quickly turned to sloshy mud. Mud covering my sneakers. Mud splashed up my pants legs. Mud so obviously horrible that customers didn't want to go in the booth (I do have a canopy and the booth was dry if you stood dead center ) so they'd say "can I see that necklace in the third row?" and I ferried it to them. Did I mention that I was there all day and it was freezing?

Sunday rain all day again, but at least I was on concrete. I also learned from Saturday (which wasn't "supposed" to rain) and wore big old ugly boots. Breezy though, so rain was blowing into the booth. Did I mention that it was freezing?

And plus, this is when my income for the next three months supposedly comes in.

I think this qualifies as a whine.