You all are a HARD act to follow (!!), but I'll give this a whirl too:

1. I was once introduced to the audience at the Kennedy Center by Bob Hope

2. I was once proposed to at the top of the Eiffel Tower

3. I was once asked to pose for Playboy magazine

I just love that jellyfish story and JJ - TOO FUNNY about the exlax (although I imagine it wasn't all that funny at the time right????????).