Thank you Danita...

Okay...here's one. Apparently one night when I undressed from work, I pulled off my skirt and panty hose at the same time, and I didn't notice when I hung up the skirt that the panty hose were clinging to the inside of the skirt.

Fast forward to the next week.

I work directly for the Vice President...I'm wearing the skirt again but had on a fresh new pair of panty hose with it, because I couldn't find the old ones. You with me so far?

Okay, I'm standing at the copier machine looking over some of his documents. He rushes out and standing beside me starts to bark out some more of his "I gotta have" stuff...as he starts to open his mouth, my "OLD" panty hose fall out from under the skirt and land on his shoes. We both look down at the same time.

I'm thinking, "so there you are!" He says, "How the hell did you do that?" He thought it was the pair I had on....what a schmuck. I just smiled and said, "Now that I have your attention, how many copies of this do you want?"

So many embarassing moments...so little time.

JJ