A little 85 year old woman who was afraid of the dentist had to go to have her remaining teeth worked on. She was half asleep in the chair when the young handsome dentist entered the room. He began looking into her mouth and probing about when suddenly she reached out and grabbed him by his privates. He took a deep breathe saying, madame do you know what your doing? She smiled sweetly and said, yes sonny, and if you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you. [Big Grin]