In answer to your call for HUMOR, I have decided to offer these two Rhymes I wrote for The Washington Times newspapers lunchroom when the items covered became a problem.....

RESPECT THE WORKPLACE..... [Razz]

Micro wave gadget, makes micro wave magic,
A potato bakes in three.
Yet micro wave gadget with all of it's magic,
is not self cleaning you see.
So if you use it, please don't abuse it,
clean up the drips inside.
Because if you forget to, the dirt fairy will get you and she's going to tan your hide. [Embarrassed]

OFFICE ICE ETTIQUETTE.... [Roll Eyes]

This makes twice, I've needed some ice...and found all the ice trays bare.
If your the "ice mouse" remember this isn't your house, it's our office a place we all share.
Lets start fresh from today, if you use, fill the tray, even if you just take a few pieces.
But if you must be a louse mouse, we're not going to grouse, there are better ways to deal with bad mieces. [Mad]