I have a son and three daughters.

1) - Joe (34) has: Zane (9), Jossie (5), & Graham (4).
2) - Krissy (33) has: Megan (13), Benjamin (6), & Kaylin (5)
3) - Karen (32) has: Anthony (14), Michael (9), and Nicholas (4)
4) - Kim (31) has: Brooke (9).

My husband has 4 daughters.

1) - Marchelle (35) has: Jessica (14), Megan (6).
2) - Tracey (32) has: Samantha (12)
3) - Lindsay (23) has: Ethan (8), Charlie (6), and Maranda (1).
4) - Kimberly (21) has: Taylor (3), & Olivia (6 months).

I'll save you the trouble of counting. 16 adult children (counting their spouses) and 18 grandchildren. How would you like to have our birthday and Christmas list?