I love the ones "Our records show that you qualify to have your mortgage payments reduced blahblahblah...."

We paid off our freepin' mortgage 15 years ago. Ya think they'll pay us??? [Razz] [Razz]

Of course, we never ever ever pick up the phone when it rings, so this garbage all comes through the message machine which cuts people off at 45 seconds. I'm sooooo heartbroken when I miss the phone #s of the telemarketers.

If I'm near a phone when I hear hear a sales pitch over the message machine speaker, I pick up the receiver and put it down immediately. Gee, am I being rude?