Q: The children's favorite Christmas King, is?
A: A stocking.
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Q: What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A: A lost clause.
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Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included."
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