"Why wasn't Rome built in a day?"
"Because it was a government job."
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An American couple visiting in a German village
stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs.
The woman sneezed.
"Gesundheit!" said the clerk.
"Charles," said the American woman to her husband,
"we're in luck. There's somebody here who speaks English."
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Hollywood is the land of make-believe. Actors
pretend they're someone else, and when the movie's
finished, the producers make believe it's good.
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