Definition of a jury: 12 people brought together
to decide which side has the best lawyer.
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"I want a room for me and my billygoat."
"Billygoat?" You can't bring a goat in here.
What about the smell?"
"Don't worry. He'll get used to it."
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"I'd like a very special greeting card, expressing
my deepest love, affection, loyalty, and
sincere feelings for a very special young woman."
"How about this one?"
"That's good enough. Gimme a dozen."
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