And did you hear about the lawyer who didn't like what the restaurant offered and asked for a change of menu?
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Patient: "This hospital is no good. They treat us like dogs."
Orderly: "Mr. Jones,you know that's not true. Now, roll over."
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"I've finally found a way to get money out of my husband," a
woman told her friend. "We were arguing last night, and I told him I was going home to Mother. He gave me the fare."
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