Women can keep a secret every bit as well as men. It just takes more of them to do it.
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A toast: May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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First Drunk: "Is that sun setting or is it rising?"
Second Drunk: "I don't know. I don't even live around here."
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