"I used to hunt grizzly bears with a club."
"I don't believe that."
"Why not?"
"Because it's too dangerous, hunting grizzly bears with a club."
"Well, I don't do it anymore, anyway."
"Why not?"
"The membership fees got too high."
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Father to Daughter: "It's a good thing you chose to take accounting at school."
Daughter: "How come?"
Father: "Because I want you to account for coming home at five A.M."
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"How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
"Three."
"Are you the oldest in your family?"
"No, sill. Daddy is!"

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