I grew up on the tenth floor of a high rise apartment building. Mom used to send me and my brother out on the balcony to play Frisbees.
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"My new boyfriend is a truck farmer."
"Don't be silly. Trucks come from factories."
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She: "Do you win at gambling?"
He: "Oh, you know how it is...I win one day, lose the next."
She: "Gee, why don't you gamble every other day?"