"Hello, is this Fred?"
"Yes, this is Fred."
"Are you sure? It doesn't sound like Fred."
"Yes, I'm absolutely sure. This is Fred."
"Fred, this is Charlie. Will you loan me fifty dollars 'til the end of the month?"
"I'll tell Fred you called just as soon as he comes in."
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"Sir, your daughter is going to marry me."
"It's your own fault for hanging around here so much."
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"What would you like to do today?"
"I'm not sure. Let's think..."
"No, let's do something you can do, too."
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