Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away!

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Teacher: "Kinds, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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